Hello, Im am a 11 year old child who lives in the USA. This is my brand new site! I will talk about, well whatever there is to talk about even if its lame. I will always be trying to add more things to my site. I'll also be including ratings for each site I talk about. I hope you enjoy my page and also tell your friends about it.
CLUBPENGUIN.COM
Most kids have heard of this virtual chat for kids called clubpenguin.com. I have one also but I am thinking about quiting when my membership expires. Membership makes Clubpenguin funner, having the ability to buy stylish clothes,puffles and beautiful igloos. As the website says "membership means more". Thats true but every once and a while there are free items out for all penguins. The membership prices are $5.95 a month, $29.95 for 6 months, and $57.95 for 1 year. Parents make think its risky putting in your credit card in to pay for a membership but I've been a member twice. If you still dont trust it, you can buy membership cards found all across the USA at different stores such as Toys R Us, Walmart, CVS 
Oh No Rockhopper needs help!!!

Do you know who this is? Its SALAD FINGERS! He is funny but very very weird. He has Youtube videos!
Watch a salad fingers.....
HE IS FUNNY ISNT HE?
YEAH HE WAS!!! !!!!
I ♥ salad fingers! xD
My chatroom
I have a chatroom. Pretty cool huh? Well the link is xat.com/buddyhangout Nobody is ever really there except for me normally. If you want to speak to me, my username is PunkGirl. Just say "Hey I saw your website!" and i'll respond if I'm there. Im always working on it so if i dont respond dont take it as a bad thing. I'd rate my chat a 10 out of 10.(only because its mine xD) I'd love to see your chat if you have one to. One of my friends chat is xat.com/rex133 . It is about clubpenguin (virtual penguin chat). One of my old friends who also has a clubpenguin has a chat too. xat.com/megazboy1 People are normally there so no worrys!. :) (im normally there) 
Youtube 
One of the most popular sites ever, youtube. Everyone loves it. Make, watch, and share videos with the world. So many videos and so many topics. Watching music videos is what I enjoy the most. I love hip hop and pop. Some songs I like are Light on (rock), crush, just dance, ignition remix, and Im a Flirt. I dont have an account where I can put videos on but I dont care , watching them is the best part. The video for "cant believe it" is very amazing. Its so colorful and crazy looking but it will make your head spin. I'd rate the site 10 out of 10. Also check out my friends videos. His username is twistytwducks and he is very weird yet funny. Go Youtube!

Movies
GO twisty! Woo
Lights camera Action!
Another amazing site is watch-movies.net sometimes it wont let you go there by simply typing in the link. So just go to ovguide.com Then click watchmovies. You can watch all the new movies and some of the old movies. It saves you lots of money because you dont have to pay like you would at a theater. I love this site and would rate it a 9 1/2 out of 10. I enjoy watching movies eccpecially new ones. One of my old time favorite movies are Scooy Doo. Scooby Doo is my homedog! LOL When i was younger I watched scooby doo every day. Gotta love scooby.
American Idol
Are you caught up on American Idol? I love that show and watch it whenever it comes on. Simon so cruel and mean and we all still love him. Randy so relaxed and cool, he is the best. Paula so kind, never wants to hurt someones feelings. Last but not least our new judge Kara! Kara is like Paula in a sense so kind but she has ATTITUDE. (like simon) American Idol switched things up at the last minute on the Wild

Games
Do you enjoy playing video games? I do. I have A ds and a psp. I got my Ds for christmas and its pretty fun. I got my psp a year or two ago and i still love playing it. I have an xbox to but its just not that fun. I have many more game systems but im just gonna talk about the psp and the ds and maybe alittle of the gameboy.
I have all 3. My favorite is probably the psp. wanna know why? well its very powerful and you can get internet on them. You can also download music on them. Amazing. The ds is fun having a touchscreen but theres not as much power as the psp. The plus is both of the graphics are about the same. The good thing about the ds is that you can use the ds for gameboy games. Now the gameboy. Not my favorite but its fun. Not much power and it can only play one type of game. The gameboy and the ds have better protection then the psp because they fold up. Well i dont know which one is my favorite but i like them all.
Hey I'd love if you would comment my site. Just go to guestbook!
Hey there look at this picture ! Weird huh? Its crazy! lol
BWAHAHA it just wants to suck you deep inside! mwahahahahahaha ![]()
DO you THINK i SHOULD add MORE pictures!!!???!!!???!!!!????!!!????
Black
Black is the color of lonliness on the weeked when nobody is there for you
Black is the color of a deep dark secret that you can never tell
Black is the color of the spots on a lady bug
Black is an amazing color
Poem 
That was pretty fun I love playing sonic.............. 
Hi, whats up?! Guess what. Well I am going to try to edit everyday! I also have some good news for you! Well..... the news is that whichever person comments the most gets a dedication paragraph. ( a paragraph that can include whatever you want like a interview and well..... idk just whatever..... so comment comment COMMENT!
COMMENT!!!!

DRUNKS>
^^^^ those smiles are drunk xD
I LOVE TACOS! 
mild sauce!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL IF YOU ARE MEAN,UGLY,ANNOYING,FREAKY,SMELLY,OR A HOBO GHOST GET OUT!!! PLEASE?


BANANA IS MAKING MONKEY ANGRY!!!!!!
ROCK ON BANANA!
ENERGY!!!!

The Master eye is always watching YOU!!!!!!!!!
Interview with my best friend!
what is your fav song? : diva
Whats your fav color? : blue
Favorite school subject?: dynamic fittness
Favorite clothes: summer clothes!
Best friend?: ME
favorate sport: soccer
Yes theses are all true facts about my one and only best friend!
Want me to interview you? then leave a comment at the guest book and tell me about you
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LOOK we could throw a party!!!!!! cha cha cha lolz
HMMM there is just nothing eles to really talk about anymore. I need your help. Please leave a comment on what to write about. .....

lol look at this pic pretty weird huh? just go to photobucket and type in crazy 
AHH SPIDER!!!!
jk jk

Have you ever seen Star Wars Family Guy? Its sooo0oo00ooo00ooo funny! I'd rate it a 10/10. I think you should watch it if you love comedy!

AW arent these type of pictures the sweetest? They are sooo cute. I ♥ Them
OMG LOL ONE OF THE UGLIEST HIPPOS IVE EVER SEEEN! so FAT and cHUnky
PUPPY CARE!!!!!!
There are many things a dog owner needs to consider when providing an environment for their puppy. There are three main factors to take into consideration when preparing an environment for your puppy; comfort, safety and amusement.
Your puppy’s environment needs to be comfortable. Create a comfortable bed for your puppy to sleep on that is sheltered and warm. Include a blanket if you think your puppy needs some extra warmth.
Your puppy’s environment needs to be safe. Remove anything that may be harmful to your dog. Remember that puppies are very inquisitive and may get into things that are left lying around.
Puppies get bored easily. Include lots of toys and things for your puppy to play with. This is particularly important when you are unable to spend time with your dog. A puppy that is bored may whine, run away or destroy things around the backyard
Puppies need to eat a balanced diet that is made up of foods appropriate for puppies. There are foods available on the market that are specially made for puppies, and include all the necessary nutrients and foods that a puppy needs. However, it is not essential to buy special puppy food. Puppy owners can give their puppy a balanced, nutritious diet by feeding it natural foods. Some of the good foods for puppies are:
If you decide to feed your dog natural home-made food, then you may need to talk to your veterinary surgeon about supplements. If a puppy is not getting enough calcium or
Puppies should be fed at the same time and place each day. They will need four meals a day until they are four months old. After that they will need three meals a day until they are eight months old. They will need two meals a day until they are twelve months old, and then one meal a day after that
please note : i didnt make those tips i got it from a website called: http://www.myhappypets.com/pet-health-articles/new-puppy-care.htm
i take no credit for this! 
Do you have pets at home? If yes then awesome but if you dont you should really consider g
etting one. I do! I have a puppy a cat a hammy (hamster) and some fish. They make a boring day some alive. lol I ve had several hamsters and fish in my life but most of them have passed away. I ve only had a few cats and well ive only had one dog which i still have right now. His name is Buddy Boy!
Oh yeah GO KITTY GO KITTY! PEACE OUT!!!!!
POEM TWO:
RED
Red is the color of fire in the fire place
that we sit by to stay warm in the winter
Red is the color or a rose given by a loved one
Red is the color of the glossy apples on the apple tree way out in the field
Red is a color
......... I know im bad at making poems..... XD
lyrics!!!! live your life
You're gonna be a shining star, with fancy clothes, fancy car-ars.
And then you'll see, you're gonna go far.
Cause everyone knows, just who you are-are.
So live your life, ay ay ay.
You steady chasing that paper.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Ain't got no time for no haters.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
No telling where it'll take you.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Cause I'm a paper chaser.
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
[T.I.:]
Never mind what haters say, ignore them till they fade away.
Amazing they ungrateful for after all the games I gave away.
Safe to say I paved the way, for you cats to get paid today.
You still be wasting days away, nah had I never saved the day.
Consider them my protégé, how much i think they should pay.
Instead of being gracious, they violate in a major way.
I never been a hater still I love them, In a crazy way.
Some say they sold the yay and no they couldn't even work on Labor day.
It ain't that black and white, it has an area that's shaded grey.
I'm Westside anyway, even if I left today and stayed away.
Some move away to make a way not move away cause they afraid.
I brought back to the hood and all you ever did was take away.
I pray for patience but they make me wanna melt their face away.
Like I once made them spray, now I could make them plead their case away.
Been thuggin' all my life, can't say I don't deserve to take a break.
If you ever see me catch a case, and watch my future fade away.
[Rihanna:]
You're gonna be a shining star, with fancy clothes, fancy car-ars.
And then you'll see, you're gonna go far.
Cause everyone knows, who you are-are.
So live your life, ay ay ay.
You steady chasing that paper.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Ain't got no time for no haters
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
No telling where it'll take you.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Cause I'm a paper chaser.
Just living my life.
[T.I.:]
I'm the opposite of moderate, immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid.
Allergic to the counterfeit, impartial to the politics.
Articulate but still would grab a nigga by the collar quick.
Whoever having problems with, their record sales just holla tip.
If that don't work and all else fails, then turn around and follow tip.
I got love for the game but ay I'm not in love with all of it.
I do without the fame and the rappers nowadays are comedy.
The hootin' and the hollerin', back and forth with the arguing.
Where you from, who you know, what you make and what kind of car you in.
Seems as though you lost sight of what's important with the positive.
And checks until your bank account and you up out of poverty.
Your values is a disarrayed, prioritizing horribly.
Unhappy with the riches cause your piss poor morally.
Ignoring all prior advice and fore warning.
And we mighty full of ourselves all of a sudden aren't we?
[Rihanna:]
You're gonna be a shining star, with fancy clothes, fancy car-ars.
And then you'll see, you're gonna go far.
Cause everyone knows, who you are-are.
So live your life, ay ay ay.
You steady chasing that paper.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Ain't got no time for no haters
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
No telling where it'll take you.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Cause I'm a paper chaser.
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
So live your life.
follow along with the lryics.


OMG HE CAN BUST A MOVE LOL 

OMG CLUBPENGUIN!!!!!! THEY ARE GOOD DANCERs!!!!!!!!
(NOT REALLY)

PARTAAAAAAY!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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OK I AM GONNA WARN YOU!!!! FREEZE! DONT SCROLL DOWN!!!! IM SERIOUS! OK I WARNED YOU!!
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BOOOOOO!!!!!!
I SCARED YOU!
MWAHAHAHA

Have you ever thought about riding a bubble? Or sitting on one as it flys in the sky? That would be amazing. Dontcha think?
Can you close your eyes and imagine. Floating away far away? picture it.
A laptop. very very popular. Do you have one???? I do but when you are used to a computer they can be hard to use. In fact im using one right now.
This is my friend! The song is called lean like a cholo. I think Do you know what that is? Well its a mexican gangster.

PEACE!

Do you like this song? Leave a comment and tell me. My mom thinks its one of the worst songs ever.
...... Wanna know what i really hate it happens at school all the time..... its very annoying, well its when ya know you are talking with your friends and someone just walks up to you and starts talking about something..... IT RUINS THE CONVERSATION ..... i mean you dont want me to do that to you do you!? you may think its not that bad but look at it this way You are talking to your friend sarah about a trade a mechanical pencil for a foohy eraser well here i come and i start talking about puppies...... Well turns out you dont get the cool new pencil do you!!!!???? Thats what im saying
trade?? 
sure!!!!
but wait just a minute.... i interupted you xD you and your friend forget to trade!
Now robert traded sarah and he has that cool pencil.....
Gummy bear xD from robot chicken...... i luv this
Fart Dictionary
ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.
ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.
ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.
TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out.
JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.
GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.
HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.
SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your
TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.
OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.
BRAIN FART= You need to fart, but nothing comes out.
ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.
NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"
I didnt make these up i got them from: http://www.everyjoke.com/joke/27870/fart-glosary.html
lol but they r funny!

Worst joke ever lol....... ↓

So is he a purple shirted or pink????

i luv garfield
Its March! Happy St. Patricks Day!